
$11.98
PRE ORDER ONLY! If you pre-order we'll throw in a free EP of your choice. Be sure to specify in the comments field which EP you would like.
(Ships on Oct 23rd)

$4.99
Our latest and greatest EP. Follow-up effort to House of Cards.

$4.99
Four songs that are guaranteed to interfere with any pacemaker in your neighborhood.

$9.99
2005 was a dull year until we released this beauty on the masses. Banned in 3 countries and in at least one local-teenager's house.

14.99
Printed on American Apparel ® 100% Fine Jersey cotton. The softest T-shirt available anywhere. Does not include hooker, drop-top camaro, or eight-ball. But these all come highly recommended for maximum enjoyment of this garment. It's sexy.